Book 2004

Perfect Behavior

6 readers

Publisher: Kessinger Publishing
Language: English
Published: 2004

wedding
etiquette
satire
humor
parody
Anecdotes, facetiae, satire
Anecdotes
American wit & humor

PERFECT BEHAVIOR
BY DONALD OGDEN STEWART
A GUIDE FOR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IN ALL SOCIAL CRISES
Those who are not self-possessed obtrude and pain us.--EMERSON
PERFECT BEHAVIOR
A parody outline of etiquette by the Author of "A Parody Outline of History"

The perfect gentleman is he who never unintentionally causes pain.--OLD PROVERB

TO THE BRIDEGROOM WHOSE WEDDING WAS RUINED BECAUSE THE BRIDE CAME DOWN THE AISLE ON THE RIGHT INSTEAD OF THE LEFT ARM OF HER FATHER
With Deepest Sympathy